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Four More Pies

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Pie Francois Is Last Man Rescued from Mine

--Reuters San Jose, Chile
---B R E A K I N G - N E W S ---

On Wednesday October 13, 2010, Mr. Pie Francois was the last miner rescued from the San Jose mine in Chile. No photo was available because all of the cameras stopped functioning when Mr. Francois's shiny plaid mining suit was photographed.
Photographer Luis Miguel said, "It is unbelievable, but I must have tried seventeen times to take a picture of the last miner. My camera just didn't work right."
Reporter Margarita Gomez told plaidmania that Pie was in good spirits, he just wanted to take a shower and planned to be on secondlife in an hour or so.

1 comment:

  1. You piece of shit. How dare you even put yourself in the same category as those men rescued from Chile. You worthless piece of shit. You are not funny you are a gross disgusting piece of shit.

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