Four More Pies

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Pie Francois Shot


This story just breaking on Reuters and the AP... 11:46 P.M. EST

Pie Francois was talking about midgets when all of a sudden it appears he was shot.
(Update 11:51 P.M. EST) Pie Francois was shot by Ramtone Ramsay (aka Mrs. Caidence).
Apparently, Pie Francois was talking about boners and the like when he was shot by accident by Ramtone Ramsay who had been using his guns as crutches. Pie was rushed to the hospital in an undisclosed location. No further information has been provided.

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